Something funny in Spanish

This is actually an iPhone photo of sunset from yesterday's mountain hike. But I want you to pretend it's a sunrise. Let it represent the hope of a new day. Of a good day. Of a funny day.

This is actually an iPhone photo of sunset from yesterday’s mountain hike. But I want you to pretend it’s a sunrise. Let it represent the hope of a new day. Of a good day. Of a funny day.

I had never been the catalyst of a Spanish laugh that wasn’t followed with a diagnosis of “That’s funny” and a sigh.

Most lunches in my residencia, I plop down uninvited in an empty seat at one of the Spaniard-dominated tables and try to seem cute, pleasant, and sanitary enough for the public to want to engage with me.

This is a ruse. I don’t have a lot to offer conversation-wise, what since I sometimes misconjugate and ask where I’m from instead of where my Spanish victim is from.

I managed to keep it together long enough to small talk Thursday’s lunch friend. Conversations I often think of as polite, obligatory, shallow, and forgettable — Where are you from? What do you study? — exhaust my Spanish and keep me treading water to avoid sinking.

Our conversation progressed to how friendly and cheap Granada is in comparison to other Spanish cities.

“Right,” I said in totally passable Spanish without having to pause not even once. “And I always forget restaurants here give you a free tapa when you order a drink. It’s like a gift each time.”

She laughed.

I paused. Disbelief. Distrust. Sedated fear. Hope.

She chuckled. “Un regalo.”

“Es correcto, ¿no?” I asked.

“Sí, sí,” she said, loading her spoon with a brothy potato chunk. “It’s funny to say ‘regalo’ en este contexto.”

I had never-not-once-ever studied Spanish before arriving in Spain in February to study abroad. I would describe living in this degree of ignorance best as being the ill-equipped protagonist in a cruel farce.

Two weeks ago, I tried to go to the special bank to pay for my new gym membership. The lady was so impatient and spoke so fast that I got up from her cubicle desk and walked out of the building in metronomic steps. Like lunchtime beer, crying in public is not a study abroad indulgence I see as a worthy investment.

I am, with so-uncommon-there-are-no-other-known-specimens-living-in-the-wild exceptions, neither smart nor funny in Spanish.

In class yesterday, I squinted at the characters laughing on-screen during a movie and asked qué pasó after each scene as if I were annotating the screenplay.

Last night, a drunk dude walking home tried to start a conversation with me from across the street. He was excited and slurred and seemed to waiting for me to respond to a question.

I finger gunned.

It’s a work in progress. But there are — even if rare — signs of progress.

The building where I take classes put its prettiest dress and favorite earrings on for today's rainy morning.

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